Drinking alcohol and acting like a fool

So, here I am minding my own business looking at books on Amazon when all of a sudden my husband runs in through the front door and says "honey you need to see this". So up I get and walk to the front door. "I don't see anything" I tell him. It is about 10:30pm and the only light outside is the street lamp and the front porch light. "Just wait, he'll be back" to that I ask him who and he says he doesn't know just that he left the neighbors house on a 4 wheeler. I start to go back inside and resume my search when I hear the neighbor's motorcycle fire up. He comes tearing out of his driveway wearing nothing but a pair of jean shorts and I know from his previous track record that by this time of night he is completely wasted. I am unimpressed by this and ask my husband what the deal was to which he replies that the first man that left was obviously drunk and riding the ATV stark naked. This is not something that I wish to see so I head back inside. None to soon either, as soon as I sat down at the table I hear both vehicles coming back. I am not a man but I could not imagine driving any kind of vehicle down our bumpy dirt road with nothing cushioning me between my boy parts and the machine itself. I imagine he will be very sore tomorrow. I just can't imagine what he was thinking, although it could have been some kind of bet. Alcohol makes people do incredibly dumb things. I wish I could record people and then play it back when they are sober. I bet that would change a lot of perspectives about yourself. I bet a lot of people would realize that they are just not as cool as they want you to believe. Well, I am off to bed without the luxury of an alcoholic beverage but I believe that I will sleep just fine without it.